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Google future

Since the initial announcement earlier in the year, Google has improving its future crawling software. Following last week’s soft-launch of this prescient technology (from Gmail you go to ‘more’ in the top navigation bar, then to ‘even more’ at the bottom of the drop down, google future is in the list under the ‘Search’ heading) we have future-googled Google to show you the exciting new Google apps due out in 2010. Why did we only search the future for info about Google? Well what else in the future could be as captivating. Although on a side note: iPhones will become extinct during 2009 as Barry White eats all remaining stocks; taking the world record title in the second inaugural iPhone eating competition.

Google Bingo

Google Bingo will be the killer app for the growing e-pensioner market. Various Bingo Archivers, from corporations to Individuals, have provided the raw data for Google’s full index of Bingo games going back to the great depression.

It is incredibly exciting that this historically important collection will be finally searchable and easily accessible to the world, in 2010. While sheer fascination for the general public is to be expected, the mental excercise for those trying to hold onto their memory in their old age will be an added bonus. Just imagining the old folks straining to recall a winning set of Bingo numbers from the good old days (before they could no longer play and had to switch to the pokies full time) makes my synapses feel fresh, radiant, and full of a hearty new respect for life.

Screenshot of Google Bingo search

Find out about “Google Fish” and “Google Warmonger” after the jump!

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